Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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