I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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