He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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