Tell her she can't have a vagina
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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