hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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