Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i wish my penis had a tongue
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
so much tequila, so little girl.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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