i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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