i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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