Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
two words: eviction party
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Randomize