I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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