i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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