Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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