Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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