Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize