maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
