He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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