Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
All the doctor said was why
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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