I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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