The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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