Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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