I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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