Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We don't watch enough power rangers
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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