if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.