Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.