Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!