I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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