Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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