hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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