But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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