so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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