Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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