At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
