I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
