So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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