4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just gargled with NyQuil
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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