Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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