My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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