Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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