God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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