Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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