Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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