no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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