you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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