She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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