so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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