He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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