I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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