just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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