So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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