return my video game
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Randomize
