He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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