he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Randomize
