i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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