Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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